In honor of Community being renewed for it’s second season.
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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Laurence only likes three things in life: lasers, Mr. cuddles and his decision to cultivate a rat tale.
Believe it or not my professor played this in class today (soooooo funny). Thank you library school!
I’ve been around a long time, and young men, if there is one thing I know, it is that the only way to kiss a girl for the first time is to look like you want to and intend to, and move in fast enough to seem eager but slow enough to give her a chance to say “So anyway …” and look up as if she’s trying to remember your name.
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